This seems like a WSO that Phil could have written

[SteveSki]

http://www.warriorforum.com/warrior-special-offers-forum/620631-create-rank-sales-all-within-24-hours-proof-inside-theyre-any-googles-updates-proof.html

Absolutely brilliant! I'm not much of an outside the box thinker but this WSO helps give you "Phil Like" Powers!
(and no.... that is not an affiliate link)

Cheers, :-)
Steve