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Bozo February 16, 2012 01:45 AM

When you get your new brain software installed...
 
Head over here, and make some bucks solving problems.

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GordonJ February 16, 2012 01:04 PM

I used to have a new brain installed regularly...
 
My FORMULA?

CVW BDE

ZiQVW ADE

Current view of world before Dos Equis

ZiQ view of the world AFTER Dos Equis

ZiQ might have been at least 11, uh, make that 12 times smarter...and much funnier.

Maybe I can give seminars on the benefits of Dos Equiss

and by the end of the thing, my attendees will think I'm a genius...they have to turn their car keys in first...

The most interesting man in the galaxy, me, and the ZiQ.


HA!

ZiQ

PS. That 20k should be yours Boz, even though I can't say surfactants, I know what they are...maybe mix in a little yucca juice?????






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Originally Posted by Bozo (Post 30091)
Head over here, and make some bucks solving problems.




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sandalwood February 16, 2012 01:29 PM

Re: When you get your new brain software installed...
 
Gordon,

now that you're old, do you have an old brain installed regularly? Enquiring minds want to know...

Bozo February 16, 2012 02:07 PM

Re: When you get your new brain software installed...
 
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Originally Posted by sandalwood (Post 30095)
Gordon,

now that you're old, do you have an old brain installed regularly? Enquiring minds want to know...


It's true, but I don't think you really want to know. It's one of those things where after you see it, you wish you'd have stayed in bed that morning.

I was present shortly after a new installation, which was the birth of ZiQ. It's a horrifying story that I would only tell at noon under a full sun. Nobody who has met me would believe that I was speechless for a full minute after gazing on ZiQ's countenance.


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GordonJ February 16, 2012 04:00 PM

Knight of the Woeful Countenance...
 
There is a BS saying, totally untrue which goes...

You never get a second chance to make a first impression.

Hogwash. Many 25-50 year long marriages are between two people who, at first impression, couldn't even stand each other...sure, there is love at first sight, so some claim...

but many happy marriages began from a strong first impression of dislike.

Enter Gordon in El Paso, TX. Talk about an underwhelming first impression...I can't speak for the Boz, but the look on his face and some immediate conversation said...

THIS can't possibly be THE Gordon....I'm being punked or tricked.

And I was a pretty pathetic site to behold.

Then, a couple of weeks go by, and I shaved my head. Enter the ZiQ, which I think of as the FULL FORCE of the Gordon Personality, hidden behind the 11 Aliens (12 if you count an imaginary one)...who have occupied my brain.

When Boz first saw the ZiQ, he was indeed speechless, made me wish I could grow my hair back overnight...cause that was the only time he was speechless.

I think, after the ZiQ appeared, I was able to overcome that first impression.

Some people use a strategy of "being taken for granted" or UNDERestimated until the time the resources are called upon...

Legendary in sports, the underdog, the smaller, weaker competitor, who wins the day.

Even in LOVE, you get a second chance to overcome the first impression.

Don't worry if you fail badly at your first attempt, or second...you have within you a ZiQ too, ready, willing and able to release your full personality, your true nature, your gifts and your triumph...

so go ahead and make a bad first impression...

YOU can overcome it.

The ZiQ say so.

Speaking for the ZiQ, Groucho.




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Originally Posted by Bozo (Post 30096)
It's true, but I don't think you really want to know. It's one of those things where after you see it, you wish you'd have stayed in bed that morning.

I was present shortly after a new installation, which was the birth of ZiQ. It's a horrifying story that I would only tell at noon under a full sun. Nobody who has met me would believe that I was speechless for a full minute after gazing on ZiQ's countenance.


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Duane Adolph February 19, 2012 03:05 PM

Thanks Bozo Excellent Resource. I appreciate it!
 
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Originally Posted by Bozo (Post 30091)
Head over here, and make some bucks solving problems.




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