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GordonJ May 23, 2020 10:32 AM

Covid busting, recession resistant, bad times prosperity...the reports are in...
 
I bit the bullet this past week, and signed up for all those reports, by the known gurus, the unknown ones and everyone who has come out of the shadows to make a buck and cash in on the Covid Crisis.

Recession fighting, Lemonade, Crisis Profits...etc., etc., and so on.

I'm sure you've gotten your share of these NEW special reports with such pithy information as:

"fence in your herd"
"reactivate or contact old customers"

"give superior service" (this one cracked me up...as if good, superior service shouldn't be the hallmark of your business to begin with)

"offer easier payments" "extend your guarantees" "eliminate their risks"

Or this guru gem: (his formula)

money + time + effort = required results

"cut your social media time in half" BOOOOM, you now have time to work.

And so on, feel free to add your favorite gems from whatever Doom, Gloom and how to profit from the coming end days guru, or Master you follow.

I have NOT YET read anything that I find remotely useful, and actually, sort of mad at myself for spending the time reading through most of this tripe, rehashed tropisms of success, and just utter nonsense.

IFFIN, you've uncovered even the smallest little gem of useful wisdom, please share.

Gordon

PS. Are you getting tons more email too. And those dang pop-ups have reemerged with a vengeance.

Dien Rice May 23, 2020 04:37 PM

It's a weird time...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by GordonJ (Post 40801)
I bit the bullet this past week, and signed up for all those reports, by the known gurus, the unknown ones and everyone who has come out of the shadows to make a buck and cash in on the Covid Crisis.

Recession fighting, Lemonade, Crisis Profits...etc., etc., and so on.

I'm sure you've gotten your share of these NEW special reports with such pithy information as:

"fence in your herd"
"reactivate or contact old customers"

"give superior service" (this one cracked me up...as if good, superior service shouldn't be the hallmark of your business to begin with)

"offer easier payments" "extend your guarantees" "eliminate their risks"

Or this guru gem: (his formula)

money + time + effort = required results

"cut your social media time in half" BOOOOM, you now have time to work.

And so on, feel free to add your favorite gems from whatever Doom, Gloom and how to profit from the coming end days guru, or Master you follow.

I have NOT YET read anything that I find remotely useful, and actually, sort of mad at myself for spending the time reading through most of this tripe, rehashed tropisms of success, and just utter nonsense.

IFFIN, you've uncovered even the smallest little gem of useful wisdom, please share.

Gordon

PS. Are you getting tons more email too. And those dang pop-ups have reemerged with a vengeance.

Hi Gordon,

I recently read a similar report...

It's from a "guru" I have a lot of respect for...

I was surprised by how "mundane" the advice was.

But... it was free...

But yeah, I didn't finish it, because it wasn't all that impressive...

What YOU'VE got... we've got... is more powerful...

Best wishes,

Dien

Glenn May 26, 2020 07:17 PM

You Should Subscribe to President Trumps List!
 
Thanks Gordon,

I filled out a Survey to Get On DONALDS List.

And have Learned a Lot.

Donald is selling Stuff to raise funds for his campaign!

The Pencil - not so hot.

The Coffee mug.

The door mat.

The Presidential Puzzle - was Great. He asked us to VOTE on which photo to turn into the puzzle.

Trump T-Shirts

Trump Hats

WARNING - Before the VIRUS - I got a "Make America Great" Baseball Cap.

And Little old ladies would come over
and PUNCH ME!

MUCH SAFER to wear my "NRA" cap.

Gun toting guys come over and SHAKE MY HAND.

Non-Gun owners - Just bitch and Complain. No HITTING at all!

ALSO.

I won't Spoil the Fun.

But Trump and his Mastermind of Sales People come up with some
Really APT - Names for His Political Opponents.

Remember, "CROOKED HILARY"

You Can Still Buy fake money with Hilary Behind Bars on amazon!

Thanks,
Glenn Osborn

https://www.amazon.com/Limited-Hilla...0534968&sr=8-2

Dien Rice May 27, 2020 01:47 AM

You're right... I should!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Glenn (Post 40815)
Thanks Gordon,

I filled out a Survey to Get On DONALDS List.

And have Learned a Lot.

Donald is selling Stuff to raise funds for his campaign!

The Pencil - not so hot.

The Coffee mug.

The door mat.

The Presidential Puzzle - was Great. He asked us to VOTE on which photo to turn into the puzzle.

Trump T-Shirts

Trump Hats

WARNING - Before the VIRUS - I got a "Make America Great" Baseball Cap.

And Little old ladies would come over
and PUNCH ME!

MUCH SAFER to wear my "NRA" cap.

Gun toting guys come over and SHAKE MY HAND.

Non-Gun owners - Just bitch and Complain. No HITTING at all!

ALSO.

I won't Spoil the Fun.

But Trump and his Mastermind of Sales People come up with some
Really APT - Names for His Political Opponents.

Remember, "CROOKED HILARY"

You Can Still Buy fake money with Hilary Behind Bars on amazon!

Thanks,
Glenn Osborn

https://www.amazon.com/Limited-Hilla...0534968&sr=8-2

Glenn,

You are RIGHT...

I really should be on President Trump's email list!

I'm sure I'll learn a lot...

Zillions of dollars are spent on political advertising...

I think you can't help but learn by studying it, in all its forms!

Thanks, Glenn.. :)

Best wishes,

Dien

Glenn May 31, 2020 05:39 PM

WEIRDNESS Going on At My "Medium" Page
 
Howdy Dien and Gordon,

I Just Wrote a New Story at "Medium."

Double Checked the # of "HITS or VISITS" so I could Accurately Give you Guys a Quote.

5 Minutes after my latest article.

My "Story Views" went up from 573 to 583.

Some kind of Momentum is Building up - seems like.

NOT IMPRESSIVE to outsiders maybe.

But when I First Started Putting KEY WORDS to each Story - I got 1 or 2 Visits a DAY.

So More than 10X Views - is BIG For me.

Just think if that Growth Rate continues!

(And - sure enough - as I suspected. One of my New "FANS" tells me that you don't make any moolah by Turning on The "MEDIUM PARTNER PROGRAM" until you pass 2000 Views a day. So My using it to TEST Headlines for Book #1 of
"NLPCopywriting Battle Part #1" was a good plan.)

The Link to The Latest Epistle.

And

My First Attempt to put B. F. Skinners "Variable Reward" Discovery
Where he Tested Pigeons and Rats.

Into Print for PEOPLE.

(Which we all should do. Cuz All of the Casino's and On-line Games (World of WarCraft, Grand Theft Auto, Fortnite) have people SO Unconsciously Excited. They will not read Our Writing unless it too JUMPS Off the Page and SLAPS The Reader.)

Thanks,
Glenn Osborn


https://medium.com/@rentamentor_5642...85e4cdbc7479d9

Glenn June 2, 2020 01:29 AM

573 Reads to 686 Reads in 24 Hours on Medium.com
 
Thanks Dien,

Since everyone is looking for Ways to Make Extra Moolah from Home.

In 4 Weeks.

I have Written 47 Short Stories at "Medium".

***
573 Reads to 686 Reads in 24 Hours on Medium.com
Which is a Miracle. Since my only Expense is the 5 bucks a month for "Medium"
***

MY GOAL.

Use their Key Words Search to Test which Titles and Stories
to Include in my New Mp3 Audiobook.

***
***"NLP Copywriting Battle - How to Write Like a Billionaire"
***

Book #1 Testing is done.

Out of 48 articles only 12 Have more than 20 HITS.

Or "Reads." (Pulled from the 126 Million a month Readers a month at MEDIUM.com)

So I included them in the book.

NOW I am Testing for PART 2.

========
========
TEST for Copywriting Book #2 -

Wanna See How I am Testing B. F. Skinners Discovery on Rats and Pigeons?
Quickly adopted by GAMBLING CASINOS to Addict PEOPLE?

Used in USA Casino's - Stats say 1 Billion a day from USA Casino's

And

State LOTTO

And

Fortnite and other "FREE" games. (Fortnite made 1.2 Billion in 2019!)

Thanks,
Glenn Osborn

P.S. - I am Testing The "Variable Rewards" Concept BILLIONAIRES Like Branson, Rowling, Buffet, Jobs, Lucas, and Jerry Seinfeld (Mr 950 Million man) are using on the Rest of us.

In the copywriting - for this Story.

***The Headline - uses "DOUBLE LOOP Chi Energy SLAP - WRITING."

(EDITORS NOTE - I coined the "Double Loop" NAME. Gotta Call it Something.)

***The Body Copy - "Variable Rewards" - Testing.

https://medium.com/@rentamentor_5642...e-edd9ff9440e9


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