You guys are boring.
 

Sez an email I rec'd this week.
D
Yea, but we're still here.

http://www.im4newbies.com/internetma...-directory.htm

Check out "Deadwood, Internet" 2000

All those names, sites, gurus...experts.

So, we may not be very spicy...we're still cookin.

Gordon

"Men, play with your pink balls and score..."
 

Hi Gordon,

I think you and I both have a "low boredom threshold"... The fact we're both still here means it can't be TOO boring!

How could a place be boring when it has subject lines like this one? :)

Men, play with your pink balls and score...

- Dien

P.S. Don't worry, it's "safe for work"... :)

Man, I once was pretty good.
 

I laughed at that. Oddly, I just read the transcript of the interview between Jim Straw and Michael Senoff, and Jim stays true to Jim.

I think the guy who sent me the email, maybe was a youngster, stumbled across us somewhere, took a quick look, and knee jerked the boring comment.

As Toby Keith might sing, I'm not as good as I once was...but, I'm as good once as I ever was. The problem is, I don't even want to do the once now.

Or something like, sorry, I'm beginning to bore myself. ZZZZZZZZ

Gordon

"You*re Boring. I Want a Divorce"
 

Thanks Gordon,

My clients WIFE told him,"You*re Boring. I Want a Divorce"

Out of the Blue.

Creating EXCITEMENT.

Ron had to move out of the House.

Tightwad that he is. He stored his stuff in a garage.

Lined up Vacationing Friends Houses to HOUSE SIT. No Hotel bills.

Couldn't Touch the 22 Million in The Bank cuz of the Divorce.

Wife started acting WEIRD in Court. So The Judge hired a Psychologist to ANALIZE her for 6 months.

For Walking Around Munny Ron Hired me to.

QUOTE - "Figure out what I can Put on my License Plate. So people come up to
me or phone me at Red Lights. And hand me money."

I Tested headlines by wearing Seminar Name Tags.

I Got Fired When Ron got Up above 20K a Month.

Combo of.

Money
MatchMaker

On His License Plate Frame.

AND a Deal with a Local Factor.

Ron Got a Percent as long as they Used HIS Factor.

(A Factor Lends money on your Receipts)

Thanks,
Glenn

Boring can Get EXCITING really Fast!

Testing headlines by wearing Seminar Name Tags
 

Glenn wrote...

"I Tested headlines by wearing Seminar Name Tags"

I love it! Absolute ingenuity...

Wear your "headline" to test while you're walking around, and see people's reaction in "real time"...

There's a lot I love about this post... :)

By the way, one thing I've noticed over the years...

In my opinion, women have more of a tendency to look for "excitement" in their relationships than men do...

Men are more likely to look for "excitement" in their career or hobbies...

Not that women don't do that too...

Because of this, I think, that's why some women go after "bad boys"... The "bad boys" are much more "exciting" than a steady, maybe even "boring," provider!

Just a thought that occurred to me over the years...

Best wishes!

Dien