*STOP LAUGHING* Thank You Letter for Gordon
 

Thanks Dien/Gordon,

Ha Ha.

George Burns, Jack Benny And other Comedians used to Eat Lunch together.
And Have SERIOUS Discussions about What Is FUNNY.

Steve Martin's Book, "Born Standing Up" Discusses how he Thinks COMEDY is Broken.
And how HE Quit Giving The Audience ROOM To Laugh.
Instead Stacking jokes - Like Whiskey Drinks. Until People Spontaneously GUFFAW.

Jerry Seinfeld Says, "My TV Show, "Seinfeld" Was Failing.
Until We Accidentally Discovered How to 10 TIMES Viewership by Having Characters ATTACK Each Other in Goofy Ways.

So SERIOUSLY.

As You Read This Note. My Attempt to Cheer up a Woman. In a foreign Culture.

***Please LOOK for WORD PICTURES about CONFLICT btwn people.
IDEAS You Too Might Use in Your Own Writing and Marketing.

WHY IS THIS IMPORTANT?

Robot Ai CANNOT Do This, Yet.

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STOP LAUGHING...

How I Got Access To
The Secret Police Files
On RASPUTIN.

A couple years ago.
I Was bopping thru a Neighborhood Registry found a Russian Guy.
Emailed him.
We met.

BEFORE We Could Say HOWDY He was trying to Sell some kind of Software Program.

RUDE.
SO.

FOR FUN - I Introduced him to a Guy with Multiple Personalities.
And We All Had LUNCH Together.

STOP LAUGHING.

And the 2 Kept getting DISTRACTED. (I was Lotto Tipping The Waiter.)

Mr Jeckle/Hyde - Asked, "How are you getting Unlimited Soup LIKE Me without Paying.

Mr Sell Software without Saying Hello -
Said, "Glenn, Could we have lunch again?* You Got 3 Times more food.*
Plus that Bartender over there Gave You a DISCOUNT CouponAnd her Card to Visit HER Bar.

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And I Found out the Russian Scientist's Daughter Came to The USA.
But he had to WAIT 5 Years Cuz he knew Atomic Research.

BORED.
He and some Friends HACKED into Secret Files.

Found The TZar of Russia Had Hundreds of Reports By SECRET Police Who were Following RASPUTIN
in and out of 2 or 3 Ho-Houses a Night.* (Arresting and Grilling the Girls)

Turns out he Was TESTING his Mesmerism on Multiple
Prostitutes BEFORE using it to Stop Bleeding in The Tzars Son.

Rasputin PAID at 1st.
Then The Women LINED Up to Be Tested FOR FREE.
GASMS Were So STRONG all The Girls Volunteered.

SECRET POLICE Were MYSTIFIED..
(Read a Couple Books About Rasputin - Which Confirmed (Some) of What the Soviet Scientist told me.)

Like Rasputins Frolics with 2 Women at Same Time In His House EVERY MORNING

BREAKING The Back off His Couch or Sofa.

Secret Police Recorded Arrival of a New One.

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Dozens of Women would arrive at his House
Every Morning to cut his hair.
Trim his Nails.
Then SELL them as RELIGIOUS RELICS.

CHURCH PRIEST HELPLESS And was Building Bombs And Going Crazy Cuz Rasputin Would Visit.

TELL The Nuns.* "I have Been Chosen By GOD to Take Away Your Sins.*
So SIN With Me and You will be Forgiven.

And all the Young NUNS Cavorted with Rasputin to BE FORGIVEN for Their Sins.

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I Created an Audio Program About all of this.
And My FIRST Buyer.* Said, "I laughed so Hard I spilled Soda all over myself.

Thanks,
Glenn

P.S. - Your STOP LAUGHING Link To More About Rasputin. As Reported by The Secret Police.

https://archive.enchantednlp.com/products.php?id=144