HOLIDAY CAKE - NO OFFENSE!
 

Hello everyone

I know this is out of context, but I thought it might put a smile on a few faces here with a sense of humor...It's an email I just received from a friend, be sure to read the ingredients:

HOLIDAY CAKE DIRECTIONS
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> Ingredients:
> 1 cup of water
> 1 teaspoon baking soda
> 1 cup of sugar
> 1 teaspoon salt
> 1 cup of brown sugar
> Lemon juice
> 4 large eggs
> Nuts
> 1 bottle vodka
> 2 cups of dried fruit
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> Sample the vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the vodka again. To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
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> Repeat.
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> Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
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> Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the vodka is shtill OK.
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> Try another cup....just in case. Turn off the mixerer.
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> Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

> Pick fruit off floor.
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> Mix on the turner.
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> If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a sdrewscriver.
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> Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity.
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> Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a sh...it.
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> Check the vodka.
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> Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
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> Add one table.
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> Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
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> Greash the oven and pee in the fridge.
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> Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
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> Don't forget to beat off the turner.
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> Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka and kick the cat.
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> Fall into bed. :-)

Re: HOLIDAY CAKE - NO OFFENSE!
 

My kind of cake!!

Re: HOLIDAY CAKE - NO OFFENSE! Tim, yes, all the necessary ingredients to boot! (DNO) (DNO)