Santa in battle of the buldge...
 

Hi all,

It has been reported by several reliable sources that due to the ever shrinking size of chimneys in rural areas, Santa had to slim down using a diet program that he found through research on the internet. He has lost a whopping 43lbs and six inches off his waistline for this years trek around the world.

When asked about his waiflike appearance, Santa replied: "I've been telling the people at the north poles only drive through burger joint to Ho Ho Hold the mayo all year long!"

*Smile*

Happy Holidays!

Paul


BTW, I made up the Santa story above ;-)