From "GRAVY" on goals
 

If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when your loved ones are too preoccupied with other things to give you time
If you can overlook it when those you love take their frustrations out on you,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can face the world without deceit,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without liquor,
If you can sleep without drugs,
If you can honestly say that deep in your heart you have no prejudice against any creed, color, religion, or gender preference

Then you will have reached the same level of development as your dog.

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It ain't so much the things you don't know that get you
in trouble. It's the things you know that just ain't so.
-- Artimus Ward, 1834-1867

Put another way: You can always spot a well informed man -
his views are the same as yours. -- Ilka Chase

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Re: Ah-ha! :-)
 

Thanks, Michael - those're great!
Laura




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