SOWPub Small Business Forums

SOWPub Small Business Forums (http://www.sowpub.com/forum/index.php)
-   Original SOWPub Forum Archive (http://www.sowpub.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=3)
-   -   Out of Context for the week (Top Ten) (http://www.sowpub.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3388)

Michael Ross (Aust, Qld) March 3, 2003 02:40 PM

Out of Context for the week (Top Ten)
 
The Top Ten text snips below gave me a smile, or made me chuckle when taken out of context...

I haven't found a way to "adjust"

the posts are giving births

baby is a bit lost in the world

During the last few months I've been reviewing boxes

I'm excited that you're coming out

I want to get to the bottom

I'm on the computer

I probably don't really care about making money

you're dealing with folks that aren't familiar

stuff people

Garry Boyd March 6, 2003 05:11 AM

I feel challenged...
 
To create something from this rubble.
Unfortunately my brain is cogitating the options instead of doing something more valuable.
So far I have come up with the following diversions:
1/ Write a weekly ezine article containing the top ten, with linking text. (to win you must get published in an ezine with circ 5,000+)
2/ To post enough odd constructs to totally own the list at least once.
3/ Create #1 ranking pages on each of the snippets.
4/create and sell an info product using the snippets as sales copy.
5/ I give up. Moving on to something more profitable.

> The Top Ten text snips below gave me a
> smile, or made me chuckle when taken out of
> context...

> I haven't found a way to "adjust"

> the posts are giving births

> baby is a bit lost in the world

> During the last few months I've been
> reviewing boxes

> I'm excited that you're coming out

> I want to get to the bottom

> I'm on the computer

> I probably don't really care about making
> money

> you're dealing with folks that aren't
> familiar

> stuff people




someplace else


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 11:52 AM.

Powered by vBulletin Version 3.6.0
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.