For a memorable Valentine's Day, give her a bouquet of cockroaches
 

I guarantee it, your beloved will want to return the favor!

What's actually happening is you can name a Madagascar hissing cockroach after your beloved for $10 for Valentine's Day. It's a special offer from the Bronx Zoo!

Don't worry about missing out. They have thousands of Madagascar hissing cockroaches to name.

I might take up this idea, but name some cockroaches after my exes. Ha!

Roses? No, try roaches for an unusual Valentine’s Day gift
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- Dien