Dien,
The internet is so strange.
When I searched (using my favorite search engine, http://www.ixquick.com) for this quote, I stumbled on this page which has some of the best lines I've ever seen collected in one place.
Many are pretty funny, if you're weird like I am. (And I'm pretty sure you are.)
Richard Dennis
PS - The title line was Dorothy Parker's.
Collected Quotations