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				 Patriotism. 
 After the ribbing the US received on Roy & HG, I'm not surprised they're upset, if of course that's what they are.
 I found this in the paper yesterday and you may have seen it on TV.
 
 Debunking a few myths and telling a few truths.
 
 I don't have a Kangaroo as a Pet,
 I don't wrestle with Crocodiles,
 And I don't wear cork hats.
 
 I fight wars,
 But never start wars.
 I would rather make peace.
 
 I can wear my country's flag with pride,
 I am the rock,
 I am the ocean
 I am the island continent.
 
 My brothers are the Smiths, the Wilsons, the Santarellis, the De Costis, the Wongs and the Jagamarras.
 
 I play football without a helmet,
 I like beetroot on my hamburger,
 I ride in the front seat of a taxi.
 
 I believe it's a prawn, not a shrimp.
 
 I believe the world is round and
 Down Under is on top,
 I believe Australia is the best address on Earth.
 
 Can you guess what this is an ad for?
 
 Beer......and I agree with every word of it.
 
 Richard Vaughan
 
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
			
				
			
			
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