To: Staff

Re: Walkmans

Since you've resigned yourself to a life
of working for others, I'd like to share
one of the consequences in our work place in
particular:

You are not to be productive
You can't relieve stress
You must be bored with the work

I've been chosen to relay this message to
you, since I too have resigned myself to
working for others.

Bottom line: it's time to get out of here!