To: Sandy
From: The Boss

From the tone of your memo, and after 37 hours of review and departmental meetings, we've finally come to the tentative, non-committal conclusion that your memo was actually using a technique known as sarcasm to jest about our workplace. For shame.

You won't tell anyone else about our poorly camouflaged soul sucking plan, will you? C'mon, be a sport, and there's a nice corner office in it for you.