The following text snips, when taken out of context of their original posts, made me smile...

I may have gotten a bit more practical info from it than from slamming my head against the wall

they still serve goat berries and unfiltered pond water as a snack on the economy flights...

young people who are peeved about missing their chance to play hippies

I'll buy underwear with Disney characters on them that were made in Chinese sweatshops

deer hunting without your accordion

they want your marbles

taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the once peaceful neighborhood

a horribly vicious pile of gravel

I thought that I was supposed to accomplish something

I nearly exhausted my imagination

my parents weren't the only psychos

interactive grass stains

it's a dead duck

you are an ER room nurse with no one else to talk with

it just bugged me to read

dog-gone it...it's of no value

getting my juices flowing

Have a slice of my pie

I wince as I see the 'herd'

you are more likely to insipre a yawn

humanity is not completely lost in hype