The Top Ten text snips below gave me a smile, or made me chuckle when taken out of context...

I haven't found a way to "adjust"

the posts are giving births

baby is a bit lost in the world

During the last few months I've been reviewing boxes

I'm excited that you're coming out

I want to get to the bottom

I'm on the computer

I probably don't really care about making money

you're dealing with folks that aren't familiar

stuff people