Is this the ballsy ad of the month?

Maybe you've heard of this but I hadn't.

This CEO says he turns virile identity theft creeps into
eunuchs in less time than it would by forcing hetero men
to watch Rosie O'Donnell sex videoes.

He's so sure of it he puts his social security number in
his ads and dares hackers to use it.

Check out
LifeLock for more details.