The great Al Tompkins at Poynter Online about the great Duck story.

It appears there's a great demand for vintage Duck Decoys.

So being a former South Beach disco duck I danced over to Ebay.
I found some duck decoys going for thousands.

Quack-ching!

Sounds like a perfect puddle for someone to waddle into
with a hotsheet that is if you don't fowl around.