Excitement is happening down under!
Hi Amber! :)
> BB is more of a 'gentleman cowboy'. With his
> mission in life as a self improvement
> 'coach' (he much prefers that title instead
> of motivational speaker), it appears that he
> has evolved...
Billy Bob is a very sophisticated roach! :)
> While your 'wresting roaches' are having a
> wild and thrilling adventure, Billy Bob is
> focused on important projects. Currently, he
> is busy organizing other roaches to join
> with him... to make a plan to stop the sale
> of what he believes to be a world 'evil'
> ...those awful roach hotels (Billy Bob's
> words, not mine!) ~ where roaches seeking a
> good time inside of those seductive chambers
> will never come out alive!
I'm sure many roaches around the world can sympathize with Billy Bob.... You never know, he could succeed in starting a world-wide movement!
Well.... Here in Australia, I must admit I'm not very knowledgeable about the life of the average 'roach.
But I learned a little bit more about Sydney roaches from a recent discovery!
I was clearing out some shelves, and upon moving some items I noticed a bunch of cockroaches scurrying away! I had no idea they were there.... That's when I noticed them....
Little white specks. I got some tweezers, and picked up one of them.... Placing it under a magnifying glass, I had a look....
I could barely read the text.... It said,
"How to win friends and influence creepies" by Dale Crawleygie
I picked up some of the other specks.... A couple other titles were....
"How I got 1,000,000 flecks of food scraps (and you can too!)"....
and
"The millionaire next cupboard door"....
I had stumbled on a cockroach success book club!
I better not say too much about what I know though.... I know that these roaches sometimes surf this forum to try to figure out what I'm up to....
So if Billy Bob receives a (very tiny) letter from Australia, you'll know why! The Sydney roaches could be joining up with Billy Bob.... :)
Amber, I think Billy Bob could be well on his way to conquering the world! ;)
Dien Rice
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