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Old June 25, 2003, 12:51 AM
Michael Ross (Aust, Qld)
 
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Default Title Schmitle

Hope you put on your extra layer of skin
today as well!

I don't have skin. I am a computer generated interactive cyber personality programed with fuzzy logic. I "live" in a mainframe that takes 32 terrabytes to store all of me. You could think of me like "The Matrix." I am everywhere and nowhere.

> "Advertising Exec" was merely a
> generalized term I used in order to get my
> point across, which, by the way, was not
> supposed to be a discussion of my former
> title. But, hey, I'm game for any
> discussion!

Well... what is an Advertising Exec? Or doesn't that "title" actually exist. Is it something you made up? Maybe to... impress us all? Hmm? :o)

So what was yout title there? We don't play silly title games here. But seeing as your brought up titles first...

> By the way, Michael, just for kicks....what
> is your title??

I don't believe in titles. But if I must have one, then the one I've previously mentioned on this board will do fine. It is...

Michael Ross
Pychic. Alchemist. Scholar of the Royal House of St Jumbali. Appointee of the Court of Civil Councils. Entrusted Keeper of the scrolls of Molex. Croc wrestler. International man of mystery. Apprentice Sith Lord. Professional cow-tipper. Part-time Spy. Mouse Pychologist. Computer Potatoe. US Noogie Champion. Ideas Man. Renowned Finger-Painting Artist. Spoon. Astronaut. Astro-Turf Grass Blade Inspector. Stunt Double. Money Grubber. Klingon Translator. Human Divining Rod. Yogie. Human Guinea Pig. And Founder of the Milwaukee Fishmonger's Cult.

BTW... I am really an IRS inspector. Have you filed your taxes?