J. Allen,

"Am I going to make a bunch of Docs mad at me because I located their home addresses and invaded their privacy in this manner?"

Depends on how you send it. Be different in your mailing. Use the Jon Spoelstra methods. Market outrageously.

Hire a courier service to deliver small medical packages to their homes. Inside the package you will have one of those hinged eye glass cases.

When the doctor opens the case he will find a note written in the same manner as the eye chart. It will simply state:

U S E T H E E Y E G U Y S
E Q U I P M E N T F R E E
F O R T H I R T Y D A Y S
C A L L F O R D E T A I L S
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L.B. Jenkins