A nun was driving some patients from the hospital to her church when she ran out of gas. She walks to a gas station a block away and the clerk says he doesn't have anything to pour the gas into.

The nun goes back to her van and gets a bedpan. Fills it up and brings it back to her van and proceeds to pour the gas into the tank.

At this time, two guys are walking by, sees the nun pouring gas from the bedpan into her van....and one says to the other;

"If that van starts....I'm going to Church for the rest of my life!"

Don Alm

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