I'm not sure anyone who's intelligent is going to respond to ads like that. Especially the work for peanuts part -- unless unemployment is way higher than usual where you are.

Here, again, are the ads...

Rebel does buy and trade
secondhand firearms, so bring
your old guns in. The worst we
can do is insult ya!


Rebel is looking for a young staff member
- must have shooters license, be honest,
responsible & intelligent, be impervious to
listening to thousands of B-S hunting stories,
interested in a career in a sunset industry,
strong as an ox, arms like a gorilla & prepared
to work for peanuts - apply within!