then we grabbed an alligator and
fought another round...

filled his head with cannonballs and powered his
behind, and when we lit the powder off,
the gator lost his mind"...

Gators ain't the only that shoot their mouths off
and lose their brains, are they?

Nice story Richard, did you take the New Orleans Ghost Walk?

It's one of the best...

Gordon

PS. Next comes "Sink the Bismarck" and remember, my business was called the OFF-KEY SINGING Telegram service. So get those ear plugs ready.