I contacted Joan Stewart of http://www.publicityhound.com/ and in FIVE SECONDS she gave me a brilliant answer I'm KICKING myself over cuz I didn't think of it!...

INTERNET RADIO SHOWS! The PERFECT place to 'be bad' and make all the mistakes I want -- without worrying (much) about screwing up too bad.

Off I go to find some (will be real easy!).

-- TW

PS: Thanks Phil for your research -- as always, very, VERY helpful (too). Thanks again!