That was easy for ol' Ben to do.

Then he made SURE nobody who lived AFTER him, would ever be as productive, by discovering ELECTRICITY.

Now we "modern" people have to waste 1/2 of each day checking our blasted emails, twitter, facebook, voicemail, etc. etc.

That's "progress" for ya.

Thanks Ben Franklin -- thanks A LOT!

(((all of above said with tongue firmly in cheek)))

Cheers.

-- TW