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Originally Posted by Anonymous
The more esoteric, rare, and eccentric, the better.
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I expect to be hearing from the Nobel Prize committee any day now, for my recent discovery of the creation of the universe.
I'm sure you're familiar with the Big Bang theory. The question is, where did all that stuff come from?
I have solved this riddle!
There is a principle of space that states that there is no such thing as extra space, as stuff will expand to fit any available space.
Look in any garage, shed, closet, or spare bedroom, anywhere in the world for proof of this principle.
The act of creation was a mistake, where the creator sought to create some extra space without being aware of this principle. WHAMMO, his so called extra space was instantly filled with stuff.
"I'd like to thank the committee, and all my supporters over at SowPub..."