Two concierges at a swanky New York City hotel have a blog... Telling about all the frustrating requests they get!
Sometimes, it's pretty funny...
Here are a couple I liked...
GUEST: We want to have Breakfast at Tiffany’s. Can you make us a reservation?
CONCIERGE: They don’t actually serve breakfast.
(Guest rolls eyes)
GUEST: Well, brunch then.
(In case you're not familiar, "Tiffany's" is an upscale
jewelry store...! They don't actually serve breakfast - or brunch, for that matter!

Apparently in the movie, Audrey Hepburn walks past the jewelry store window while eating donuts... That's where the name comes from...)
Here's another (remember, this is New York City)...
GUEST: We wanna do 2 things today: Eiffel Tower, and 9/11.
(That's gonna be a long walk!)
You can see their blog here...
http://hotel-job.tumblr.com
Also, here's an article (with a few more selected quotes)...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...lattering.html
Best wishes!
Dien