Thanks Cornell,
I hate being ignored.
And
I hate having to wait.
So here I am with Steam coming out of my ears as the Wal-mart clerk
allowed the guy ahead of me to GO BACK INTO the Store Shelves
to SWAP something.
Eeeeek.
I whipped a Folded Red Paper Rose out of my pocket
and Started making a Rose from it WHILE SHE WATCHED.
The Clerk pushed his stuff to the side.
Started ringing up MY Stuff.
And I didn't have to say a single word. She did all the talking. THANKED me
for the rose. And chatted away.
AND
By
doing this
she BROKE
the Cash Register.
She and I moved to an Empty cash register nearby. The manager came. The machine was all messed up. Soon 3 or 4 staffers were struggling with the darn thing.
ME?
I'm laughing inside.
And strolled away whistling.
The goombah ahead of me?
HE HAD TO WAIT until they fixed the original cash register
cuz he was partially rung up there.
VERY SATISFYING.
A little revenge (TOTALLY INVISIBLE) on someone who has NO Empathy or care for inconveniencing others.
Thanks,
Glenn Osborn
Master of Ceremonies at the Big Red Nose New Idea Testing Network
P.S. - You can visit my magician friend who makes Red, pink, yellow, purple napkin roses AND watch his HOW TO FOLD a Rose Video.
I just ordered 150 roses. 3 folded packs.
www.napkinRose.com
Or
Go to YouTube.com where there are dozens of confusing techniques on how to make a paper rose.