$5000K PER DAY in tips for an 8 hour (presumably) shift as a waitress?

That's $25k PER WEEK, $100K PER MONTH on a 5-day work week! AS A WAITRESS?

What kind of restaurant is this, some private country club? Still...?

Shoot, I'd put on a skirt and wig and waitress for that kind of dough, even half that kind of dough for not touching somebody. Forget the high heels though!

That has to be a mis-print. I'm just sayin...

I knew girls who worked in high end gentlemen clubs in Atlanta and Florida and made a killing but nothing like those wages.

I better tell my girlfriend when she gets home from work this evening that we're going to be moving and she better give her 2 weeks notice cause she's going to be a waitress in her new career.

Even if she only makes 20% of what this waitress makes every day we'll be 'livin large' and I can stay home and play online backgammon all day.

Glenn
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