3 skunks free, you trap and remove - CraigsList Barter Deal Begins
Thanks Gordon,
You Barter or do Chatteling on Craigslist.
So you will get a LAUGH about this Barter Beginning.
ONE - I made a Bribe offer to my list - ASKED them to Vote
on which NICHE at BannedBarter.com - they LIKED BEST.
"CraigsList Barter" Got 5X More Votes than any other.
So.
I was running my eyes down the F_R_E_E Section of CraigsList
near me.
Found this Item:
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"3 skunks free, you trap and remove"
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LARRY HAS a Problem.
The STINKIER his PAIN the Better for any Barter deal.
HERE's
What
We've
Done so far...
I Called - Got VM and hung up. (I want him to Write me so I can Share.)
Then Emailed Larry with a note...
"Hey Larry,
"Your Craigslist Posting brought back memories.
"A - As a Kid We used Humane Wire traps to catch Raccoons and Groundhogs
that are eating our corn. Drove them far away.
"B - We Caught a Skunk. My 2 Brothers wouldn't Get involved for fear of
getting SKUNK SPRAYED.
"C - But I figured a way to get the door open - safely.
"And had to come up with 2 OTHER Strategies too.
"Skunks seem to love Apples.
"We caught THREE skunks. Each with a different Personality.
So
the same trick wouldn't work twice.
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FINALLY - I told Larry - "You are 50 Miles away from me.
"How BAD a Problem are your 3 Skunks?
(I mentioned that usually skunks are GOOD to have around - they dig out
and eat Yellow Jacket nests in the ground.)
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BARTER ACTION PLAN -
NOW we wait to see what Larry says.
I - How Badly does he want his skunks gone?
II - What is he willing to pay me to come catch his skunks?
III - Will he PAY cash?
IV - What does he have to Barter?
V - Can I just TEACH him what to do and still get Paid?
Dunno yet.
BUT.
Unless Larry is a JOKER and CraigsList Clown. HE HAS A BAD SKUNK problem
to risk Getting made fun of on CraigsList by all his friends.
Thanks,
Glenn Osborn
Farm Boy and Skunk Wrangler
P.S. - YIKES - This will Definitely go in the WEIRD Barter Category
at our BannedBarter.com - site - if we do a deal.
We are Up to 50 --- 1-of-a-kind Barter Stories from all over the world
already.
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