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Old June 28, 2001, 02:13 PM
Bill Rhodes
 
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Default Re: The CHATTEL REPORT here is more info on it...

> Since I've been testing the CHATTEL
> HOTSHEET, more and more people are asking
> about the original report.

> Here is one place to get it and to read
> about what is in it.

> Gordon Alexander
> *****************

> Now accepting orders for:

> Gordon Alexander's Chattel Report

> Special Report on BUYING & SELLING
> personal property is now shipping.

> For your convenience, you may order the
> report from the following authorized
> publisher.
> All orders shipped within 72 hrs. The cost
> is $35.00. Send Checks or Money Orders To:

> George Marquez

> The Chattel Report

> 7326 E Ave U-2

> Littlerock, Ca 93543

ORDER THE CHATTEL REPORT here also:

Bill Rhodes
28 Blazewood
Foothill Ranch,CA 92610

> A personal message from Gordon Alexander

> Dear Reader,

> I'm not posting some "sizzling"
> sales letter that tries to manipulate your
> emotions and get you to BUY TODAY. I don't
> like that kind of sales tactic. So, I'll
> spare you the hype and the hyperbole.

> In FACT, I've already violated every rule of
> marketing. I've told you UP FRONT I had
> something to sell you, and I have even told
> you how much it's going to cost you. Most
> marketers would be appalled.

> They would say that this is NOT the way you
> get people to buy your product. They would
> tell me to write AMAZING copy that
> manipulates your emotions and makes you got
> to have it.

> NO thank you. I've got NO hype. NO sizzle.
> NO empty promises. Haven't you had enough of
> all that? How many times have you allowed
> yourself to be taken in by some high paid
> copywriter whose job it was to manipulate
> YOU?

> What I am going to do is tell you WHY I like
> buying and selling personal property over
> ALL other methods of making money. Fair
> enough?

> I like buying selling personal property
> because it is profitable and extremely
> lucrative.

> I can do it without permits, licenses,
> inspectors, regulators, middlemen, or
> suppliers.

> I can do it anywhere in the United States.

> I can do it without borrowing money from
> relatives, or banks, or forming
> partnerships.

> Did I mention it is extremely profitable? A
> CASH way of generating money.

> I don't have to have a merchant account. I
> don't need a toll free number. I don't need
> employees.I don't have to rely on someone
> else to ship a product. I don't have to
> worry if the books or the merchandise are
> going to get damaged in the mail.

> I don't have to wait for the mail to arrive
> to see if I have made any money that day.

> I don't have to rely on printers. Or the
> post office. Or UPS.

> I don't have to place expensive ads that may
> or may not work. I don't have to create
> "KILLER" copy to manipulate
> desperate people into buying anything.
> NOBODY even needs to know that I do it.

> It is very, very, profitable.

> I don't need any signs. No one need EVER
> visit my home. I'm totally mobile, I can go
> anywhere, ANY TIME I want, and make money.

> I work whenever I feel like it. I make as
> much money as I choose to.I don't care what
> state the economy is in. I make exellant
> money in the good times. I make even more
> when times get bad.

> Personal property is everywhere. There is a
> UNLIMITED supply. It is easily acquired. It
> is easily sold.

> It is very profitable. Did you get all that?

> The reason I like buying and selling
> personal property is that it gives me the
> ability to CONTROL my life. It allows me the
> TIME & MONEY to do what I want. When I
> want to do it. I'm not bogged down with
> customers. Or products. Or newsletter
> deadlines. Or advertising campaigns.

> I don't care if my ISP closes, the state of
> the Internet does not affect me. I don't
> need a computer. I don't need to take
> classes. I don't have to buy expensive
> equipment.

> I don't have A BOSS. Or customers or clients
> or subscribers that can't get into my
> password protected site.I don't worry about
> bad checks from customers. Or people that
> have past due accounts.

> I have NONE of THOSE HEADACHES. ZERO. ZILCH.
> NADA.

> I don't have to create products if I don't
> want to. I don't have to acquire reprint
> rights. Or be a dupe for some other guy to
> spend my money to bring in his gravy. What
> money I do spend Will RETURN A PROFIT. My
> ROI (Return on investment) is going to be
> between 25%-100% or MORE. Each and Every
> Time.

> I don't need approval of my ads. I don't
> have to worry about false claims or
> lawsuits. I don't need a accountant, or a
> lawyer, or a banker. It is in my opinion the
> greatest way of making money there is.

> But HEY, that's just ME. Maybe YOU like to
> deal with all those "silent
> partners" in business. Maybe you WANT
> to see your name on a list of
> "marketing gurus" Maybe you need
> the approval from the "insiders".
> That is your choice. Do your own thing I
> say.
> But, PLEASE quit whining about not having
> enough money, or know how, or about being
> scammed in the past. Take responsibility for
> your life.

> But me, I like buying and selling. OH, I do
> other things. Like write. And golf (almost
> everyday). And even create products. BUT, I
> also know that at any given time I want or
> need to, I can buy and sell and make the
> cash to do anything I want. So there.THAT'S
> WHY I LIKE BUYING AND SELLING.

> Here is how easy it is. I buy a few
> newspapers. I read the classifieds. I circle
> a few things that I know I can sell. I make
> a few phone calls. I go look at the
> "stuff". Some of it I BUY. Then I
> go home. Make a few more phone calls. And
> then someone calls me. I sell the stuff for
> 25%-100% more than I paid for it. END OF
> BUSINESS.

> Now what business are you currently involved
> in? Or which one would you like to start?
> Mail Order or a E- Commerce site of some
> kind?

> What are the steps involved in getting the
> money from your PROSPECT to you?
> I KNOW they are a lot more complicated than
> what I just described.

> Now that you know WHY I like buying and
> selling as a method of making money, how
> about you tell me why you like getting
> involved in complicated business
> opportunities with other people? OK?

> Now listen here. Even if you want to do some
> other type of business, maybe you want to
> open the hottest WEB SITE on the Net or
> something like that. You can quickly and
> easily RAISE THE MONEY YOU NEED to start
> that business you have always dreamed of.
> And if you practice buying and selling for
> just a few months, then you will be learning
> new skills that will help you no matter what
> you want to do.

> Let me think. What else. Oh, I like it
> because there is a ENDLESS supply of product
> to sell.There are customers with CASH, that
> pay me for what I have. You can start small,
> with only $100.00. And that is exactly what
> I encourage you to do. Start small.

> Do one little transaction. JUST ONE. Then
> the next week do ONE more. And build from
> there. Learn to crawl. Then to walk. And
> then you can run. SPRINT TO FREEDOM if you
> choose.

> I buy and sell personal property because
> there is no limit on how many transactions I
> can do. Or how much money changes hands in
> each one. You can make 50 bucks or 100,000
> on ONE transaction.

> How much money can you make? I don't know. I
> don't know what you are committed to doing.
> I don't know YOU. Only you know. But I've
> designed the report to take you through 13
> weekly transactions. One per week. Starting
> at 100 dollars.

> If you follow the directions, and do it the
> way I have laid it out, at the end of 13
> transactions, you will have over $4800.00
> and the KNOW HOW and the ABILITY to make
> that money produce up to a thousand dollars
> or more every transaction after that.

> Do one a week make a thou a week. Do two
> transactions, you can make twice that. You
> will have the KNOW-HOW to make $100,000.00
> or more per year. But will you?
> Again, only you can answer that. Regardless
> of what the "gurus" may tell you
> success does require effort.

> You can NOT make money if all you want to do
> is sit around your kitchen table in your
> underwear.

> If you will devote a few hours a week to
> LEARNING and APPLYING what I share with you
> in the report, and actually make some effort
> to get yourself to do this, at the end of 91
> days you will never have another EXCUSE
> about not being able to afford to live the
> way and in the style you choose.

> Because you will have the KNOWLEDGE TO MAKE
> MONEY. As much as you want as fast as you
> want. And you will have to DEPEND on NO ONE
> but yourself to do it. And if you get exited
> about this, and continue on for a few months
> you will have money to invest in all the
> things you now only dream about.

> Is this fantasy? Is this pie in the sky? Is
> this just one more thing to throw your money
> away on?

> Listen, I've done everything within my power
> to describe to you what this is and what it
> isn't. It is about buying and selling
> personal property (chattel). Open up your
> Sunday newspaper and look in the classified
> section. In every city, every county, every
> state in the union, millions of dollars are
> EXCHANGING hands every day when one person
> BUYS what the other is SELLING.

> And it happens and will continue to happen
> as long as you are alive. People will be
> buying and selling long after these new dot
> .coms come and go. Long after the guru's of
> marketing have folded their tents. Think
> about it. Buying and Selling personal
> property has been a PROVEN way to improve
> one's financial worth for thousands of
> years. Regardless of whether YOU do anything
> with it or not, it will ALWAYS EXIST.

> Hey, I didn't invent this wonderful
> opportunity. Our founding fathers did when
> they created this great country. It is our
> right to OWN and dispose of personal
> property. We can buy what we want. And we
> can sell what we want. It is the most
> American business in the world. Why?.
> Because we have more "stuff" than
> any other country on the planet. Americans
> LOVE to buy stuff.

> And I'm not the only person doing it.
> Millions of people generate BILLIONS of
> dollars by buying and selling. You can to.

> Now over the years I have learned a few
> tricks. And I share them all with you in the
> report. This report is INTER-ACTIVE .I have
> you DOING SOMETHING the very first hour you
> get the report. I want you to investigate
> and to VERIFY that markets do exist. Markets
> that you can tap into immedediately.

> I also give you lists of the kinds of
> PROFITABLE items you want to look for. And
> the ones to AVOID.

> I have an action requirement for each week.
> You write down the goal, I show you exactly
> what to do. Will you make ONE transaction
> per week? I don't know. I hope you will.
> Because if you do, you may gain the
> confidence to skip ahead, say to week 8,
> where you make your first 1,000 dollar deal
> and put $300 or $400 pure profit into your
> pocket.

> I've designed the report to start you off
> slow, and to teach you as you go,but you may
> be a "quick study" and get way
> ahead of me. VERY GOOD. But maybe you want
> to take your time, you don't have a real
> urgency to start making a lot more money.
> Maybe you just want some extra FUN money. So
> you may do the transactions that ONLY put
> 400 or 500 into your pocket every week.
> That's OK too. It is your life. You get to
> do what you want.

> You may find a niche market that you really
> enjoy and get involved in that full time. Or
> maybe you just want to get that extra
> 2500.00 so you can invest it in a seminar or
> business opportunity. I say whatever. Maybe
> you want to become a slave to a business
> like many of my friends,who make some decent
> money, but never have the time to ENJOY it
> or to make their lives better. OH WELL, that
> is their choice and it is yours also.

> I've already explained why I like making
> money this way. But it may not be the way
> for you. But until you find the ideal
> business, or your personal mission in life,
> or create the perfect product, you can be
> making as much money as you want. in your
> SPARE TIME.
> You can make a grand, in the time it takes
> you to watch an OLD movie on TV. But, again,
> I say it is YOUR life.

> Now listen here. I've been out in cyberspace
> pretty much since it started. I've talked to
> scores of people looking for a business
> opportunity that actually works. I've
> written the equivalent of several books n
> the subject of making money. I've posted to
> dozens of forums, news groups,etc. And I
> have watched people continuously THROW GOOD
> MONEY AFTER BAD. By investing in those get
> rich quick deals.

> Most biz-ops like to focus in on all the
> money you will earn if you do their biz-op.
> But they forget to tell you how much it's
> going to COST you. After you get the 39.95
> or 79.95 course, their is the 499.00 "
> inner secrets" or the 995.00
> "insider seminar" or the 2 or
> three grand training super training course.

> OR they don't tell you that it COSTS big
> money to do a mailing or to run display ads.
> Or about the cost of printing flyers and
> sending them through the mail. COSTS, COSTS,
> COSTS.

> WHEN YOU BUY AND SELL YOU DON'T HAVE ANY
> COSTS.

> You buy, then you sell. Your biggest cost is
> an occasional classified ad that you pay for
> from your profits. You need a telephone,
> transportation, and some CASH.

> Not much, I'll show you how to start with
> just a 100 bucks. I'll also show you how to
> establish a NETWORK of BUYERS. People you
> know UP FRONT will pay you for what you
> bring them.

> Folks, as my eleven year old keeps reminding
> me, "Dad, this ain't ROCKET
> SCIENCE!"
> You know, she's right. It's simply buying
> and selling. I'm just one of millions of
> people that do it.

> You can do it. You don't really need my
> report, just start doing it. The report will
> save you time and money by helping you
> choose what to buy and showing you how to
> sell it.

> Rather than spending two or three years
> LEARNING how to make the most money in the
> least amount of time, the report will
> ACCELERATE your profits. It takes you by the
> hand and walks you directly to the profits.
> But you don't need it. You can learn on your
> own. I did

> WOW, how's that for TERRIBLE marketing.
> Telling you that you don't need my product.
> What a fool I must be. Maybe so.

> But I answer to NO ONE but myself and have
> for many years, all because I know how to
> BUY and SELL personal property.

> So, there you have it. A violation of every
> known "MARKETING RULE" that has
> ever been uttered by a guru. You either want
> to learn how to make money buying and
> selling, or you don't. It's that simple.

> I've tried not to manipulate you I've been
> up front. I've explained why I like it. I've
> acknowledged that it might not be for you as
> a primary way of producing income.
> But quite frankly, if you are in dire
> straights. If you are having money problems.
> If you are facing financial disaster. I
> don't understand why you would not give this
> a try.

> You see I know about FRUSTRATION. And about
> not knowing what you want, and not being
> able to COMMIT to "just do it", as
> so many guru's say. And while I do agree
> that you must take ACTION to make your
> dreams come true, I also know that I can't
> do it for you. It is truly about what you
> decide to do with your life.

> But I can tell you that I have not left out
> any important details. Like when the mail
> order gurus say, " get a list and send
> them a letter". They gloss over the
> facts. Lists cost money, usually you must
> order AND PAY IN ADVANCE for a minimum of
> 5000 names at 10 cents each and sometimes
> more. You have to pay postage, in advance.
> And printing costs. And envelopes, ALL
> before you make any money. And that is how
> most businesses work. You PAY first, then
> you make the money. But it is so easy THEY
> say, you can just sit around the table in
> your underwear and never have to worry
> again. HA!

> Hey, try to open just a measly 100
> envelopes, record the data, write out and
> make the deposit, package and send out the
> products, or send them to a drop shipper.
> You'll spend half your day just opening and
> recording all the information.They never
> tell you it TAKES MONEY to MAKE MONEY.

> Friend, ask yourself, "WHAT IF MY LIFE
> TODAY IS AS GOOD AS IT WILL GET"

> If the answer is OK to you, if your life is
> grand and great and you are living exactly
> as you want, then BRAVO, you are a kindred
> spirit.

> But, if today is as good as it gets, AND
> THAT SCARES the dickens out of you then
> DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. Order this report. Or
> don't. Find something else that can help you
> reach your goals. But do it quick. Because .
> . .

> IF YOU DON"T CHANGE DIRECTIONS SOON,
> YOU'RE GOING TO GET TO WHERE YOU ARE GOING.

> WHERE ARE YOU HEADED?

> The report is $35 bucks. Check or money
> order. Order the report today, and 91 days
> from now you could be at the $1000.00 per
> transaction level. Put the Chattel Report
> into action for 91 days. If you don't like
> it. Or it doesn't do it for you. No problem.
> You're money will be refunded, but you'll be
> one of the first.

> For your convenience, you may order the
> report from the following authorized
> publisher. Send Your Checks or Money Orders
> To:

> George Marquez

> The Chattel Report

> 7326 E Ave U-2

> Littlerock, Ca 93543

> All orders shipped within 72 hrs.