Don't dance naked in front of your microwave.
Imagine all the private moments the CIA must be collecting via those smart devices in your home. Yikes. Last time I grab a midnight snack from my smart fridge.
I'm sure Kraft knows I'm low on Miracle Whip, why else would they send me a coupon exactly when the jar was almost empty?
From here out, only dumb appliances for me ( to match the dumb surrogates).
Fun times we live in, eh?
Gordon
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