> And I thought all you guys did down under
> was carry a big blade,

It's against the law to carry a knife - on person or in your vehicle (unless, of course, you're a tradesman and use it in your trade - like an electrician might need one for cutting wires. And unless you're going fishing).

...

> and rescue pretty women ala "Crocodile
> Dundee".

Oh John... we don't rescue women down here. Doing so might imply that a woman is weak and incapable of looking after herself. And that would be sexist. :o)

Maybe I'm "lucky" to
> be "Up Over" instead of "Down
> Under".

At least you don't have the pressure of blood on your brain from being upside down all the time. :o)

Michael Ross.