How to BRIBE USPS, UPS, FedX, Amazon Drivers
Thanks Gordon,
At Random times I put a 3 by 5 THANK YOU and a Lotto Ticket in my Mail Box.
This makes a HUGE Difference.
(EDITORS NOTE - Of Course, I am Also Testing a Version of B.F. Skinners RAT REWARDS Discovery - used in VEGAS to Create Addicted Gamblers. Unpredictable Rewards. Seem to Have an AMAZING IMPACT.)
I Recently ran across the Street to Give a LOTTO ticket to a UPS driver
who was Delivering a package to my neighbor.
He was SHOCKED.
If I am Home and hear the Truck Engine - I jog over to the Truck.
Grab the Package so the Driver Does Not Have to Exit his Vehicle.
I seem to be THE ONLY ONE
Who does This. Because Delivery Truck Drivers JUMP 2 Feet in the air
When I show up at their Door.
QUITE FUN.
I Say, "Here is a Lotto Ticket for Your Hard Work. Just had a Waitress Win TEN BUCKS. So we are on a roll. Hope you win a BUNCH of money.
RESULTS?
All of these Folks Have a REGION or Regular Route.
NOBODY ELSE TIPS THEM.
Everybody ELSE Complains.
So my packages and mail NEVER get thrown out in the lawn. Almost always each
Package is carefully placed at my door step.
My Neighbor to the left?
Emails me and Asks, "Did You Get my package by mistake?
Across The Street.
Their Packages get Tossed out in their Drive Way. Or dropped near their mailbox
RIGHT at the Road. EZ to Steal.
NOT ME.
I Have Zero Complaints.
Fantastic Customer Service by all the Delivery people.
Thanks,
Glenn
P.S. - I Do Joke with The Amazon Drivers about the 360 degrees Camera on their Truck roof.
Wouldn't it be INTERESTING.
If Like in the amazon food Store Tests - where 100's of cameras. Meant you didn't have to CHECK Out. (Prepping for No-People-Stores)
The Video Camera were Testing AND gathering Zillions of details for
a Robot Delivery System.
Then a New Question ARISES.
HOW do I Tip a Robot?
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