Thanks Gordon/Glenn,
Gordon. I wish I had Your SINGING TELEGRAM Experience. All I knew to do Was RUN.
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At age 19 Christopher Walken Joined a Circus. Became a LION TAMER for a few years.
After that ACTING Must have seemed like an Easy gig.
ME?
I FAILED To Tame My Lion.
It all started when I met a Client at a new Restaurant.
So Fancy they had a Concierge.
A Pretty But Skinny Girl with Fake Hooters. How did I know. Double D is hard to Hide.
To be Polite, I Glanced away. But was thinking, “How Does She Stay Vertical?”
She took me and my Guest to a Table.
I Thank Rewarded her with a LOTTO Ticket. Did my best to look in her eyes.
Sat Down.
Then put a Pile of 1.00 bills and Lotto tickets in The Middle of The Table.
PLUS a Couple Flashing 6 colors LED SECRET WEAPONS.
(EDITORS NOTE - HEY - Gotta Keep some Mystery Behind the Magic - now That I am Selling this stuff.)
And Accidentally Loosed The LION.
The top heavy Concierge tripped as she was bringing us a pitcher of Iced Tea.
(I am sure) she was DISTRACTED By The Flashing LED LIGHTS.
I was looking up at her when she shrieked and started to Topple over.
Reaching up with Both hands - I pushed her back up Vertical.
By the Closest 2 Body Parts I could Reach.
Her massive Hooters.
She Growled and took a Swing at me. A real HAYMAKER. Which I ducked.
This set her off. She Started Screaming - she Chased me around the table.
She went NUTS.
I can Only Imagine the CRAZY COMMENTS and Harassment - that happened before this Accident. I accidentally Triggered a BOMB.
GOOD NEWS. She Taught me a few New Cuss Words.
And very impressive - All at the same time.
TALENTED. You try screaming, cursing, Growling and Running all at once.
She Chased me Outside. I Remember Looking thru the front window - from the
Sidewalk. Hooter Girl was Pacing up and down Like a Lion in a Cage. Shaking her fist at me.
Behind her -
My Client NOT HELPING. Laughing like a hyena.
I Waved at him - “COME HERE” with my hand.
And we went across the Street to a Steak House.
AND
I Have Not
Dared to
Go Back there for an Entire YEAR.
Why share this EMBARRASSING STORY?
A Long time customer Said He ENJOYED my Flirt Testing DISASTERS The Best.
So.
What the Heck.
Everything isn’t smooth Sailing when You Test a Trillion Dollar Idea that Triggers BRAIN ENDORPHINS.
And Drugs people.
Like Rolling the Dice.
This time It turned up "LIONS."
Thanks,
Glenn
P.S. - You Should be Fine. Just Grab a Safer Body Part When Your Waitress falls in your Lap.
P.P.S. - JUST SUPPOSE You Send a Photo of the LED Flash Object to a Prospect - as I do.
AND tell this
“Growling Woman Hooter”
Story.
As I have done. Although I never wrote it down In An Ezine - until today.
Cha-Ching - You have made a Prospect Laugh. Have an Appointment. And Can Find out how you can HELP them. Maybe make a sale.
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