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Old May 24, 2025, 12:26 PM
Glenn Glenn is offline
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Default Texas Holdem Poker Player Bought Me a New MAC Computer

Thanks Millard,

I read a Book by Phil Helmuth about how to WIN at Poker.

Memorized The SLANG.

Play tight - Be careful

Play Loose - Take Risks

Then Started Consulting with Poker Players.

I taught Randy how to Make a DEAL with a Cocktail Waitress
to bring him a Constant Stream of Drinks and Snacks
during games at the local Pool Hall.

Randy started Bribing the Daughters of The Host of Local
Poker Games to Bring him snacks.

GOT BANNED from local games - he won so much.

Moved up to Pool Hall Games.

GOT BANNED again.

Then Randy signed up for a Poker tournament at a STRIP CLUB.

ADAPTED my idea.

Made a Deal to Tip a Busty Blonde a 100.00 Bill
Each time she brought him a drink or snack...

Tip #1 - She Handed him her T-Shirt
Tip #2 - Her Shorts
Tip #3 - Her Bra
Tip #4 - Her ...

Randy won 12,000.00

And all of the Losing Players THANKED Him.

Randy won so much he started paying off his house mortgage.

And Fed Exed me a New MAC Computer.

Phoned and helped me put it together. And Load the Software.

Thanks,
Glenn

P.S. - Randy tells me he just paid off his Entire Mortgage. A couple hundred Grand from his Poker Winnings.

ALL because I taught him how to Invisibly PERSUADE apposing Players
to PLAY LOOSE when He has a Great hand of Cards.
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