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Old July 24, 2025, 03:11 PM
Glenn Glenn is offline
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Default Kamikazi Wasp In My Living Room

Thanks Millard,

So While Pres Trump Cancels The penny.

And Australia Turns the Center of the country into a Giant Lake (I think this is Fake news on youtube)

And elon Musk Invests Billions with The "Brics" countries who no longer use the dollar as their standard.

The Temperature in India & USA MidWest reaches 114 Degrees.

AND Our Dear USA Gummnt announces the removal of the mercury-based preservative thimerosal from all flu shots.

SHOCKING. Wait. Wait. Isn't Mercury Poison? Do you mean to tell me hundreds of Millions of Americans have been getting flu Shots for years and Years. With POISON.

Heh heh heh - Isn't it fortunate We Discovered Dr JoAnna Budwigs cure for all disease. And never get sick. So never got a Flu Shot.

Let's Get Back
to something MORE IMPORTANT
to Me

I was Too Busy to Care Yesterday.

I heard a BUZZ.

Looked over at my Chimney insert. Door open to allow an Updraft of Hot air
to leave the room.

A wasp Flew down the chimney. And then out into the room.

Every other Wasp has Winged it for the Bright light of my Sliding doors. But this BOZO.

OH NO.

He started Bzzing his way around my living room, Dining Room and Kitchen.

WOOPS.

And then he dive moved me. The bright screen of my amazon FIRE got his Attention.

Turning it off.

I chased mr wasp over to the kitchen window. And hit him with a fly swatter.

CASE CLOSE, Right?

NOT EXACTLY.

He Recovered and Flew and then perched on the Glass Door. But by the time I got my fly swatter he DISAPPEARED.

This game of BUZZ and SEEK went on for several hours.

IF you have Ever Been STUNG by a wasp you Understand why I was Pre-Occupied.

END of Story?

Did I successfully Bash his head in?

NOPE.

I think he fell down behind the Refrigerator. And can't fly out.

Or may be a Spider web got him.

Good News - so far.

All quiet on the Air Conditioning Front.

90 Degrees outside.

Cool inside.

The Chimney Flue sucks air out of the basement. Cuz I leave that door open too.
And the Wasp is a Side effect of my Cooling System.

How cool is it YOU ASK?

So chilly I sometimes have to turn the Solar Fan off at my Feet.

60 Degrees in The Basement feels Down right Freezing to my tootsies.

How Much does My AC Cost?

Bupkis!

Except for chasing an occasional Wasp.

Thanks,
Glenn
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