Hi all,

It has been reported by several reliable sources that due to the ever shrinking size of chimneys in rural areas, Santa had to slim down using a diet program that he found through research on the internet. He has lost a whopping 43lbs and six inches off his waistline for this years trek around the world.

When asked about his waiflike appearance, Santa replied: "I've been telling the people at the north poles only drive through burger joint to Ho Ho Hold the mayo all year long!"

*Smile*

Happy Holidays!

Paul


BTW, I made up the Santa story above ;-)