Speaking of the "Baby On Board" thing, here's an idea for ya. (No charge)

Can't remember the name right now (Old Timers) but you can go to that website that lets you provide customized T-Shirts, Mouse Pads, Coffee Cups, etc., and upload your current ideas.

ie: "Caution, Possible Wardrobe Malfunction"

ie: "Paris who?"

ie: "Don't Mess With My Stuff!"

Thing is, you don't pay anything to do this, and you split the take with the website. The products are only made when an order is placed.

Pete