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Old March 30, 2017, 01:14 PM
Glenn Glenn is offline
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Default Poem #2 in Chef Continuity Lotto Poetry System

Thanks Dien,

Ok.

Poem #2 -

There once was a Chef Named Ryan Who Cooks,
As Great as Emma Watson Looks,

One Day While Out Hunting,
Chef Ryan Shot a Fish,

Then instead of Falling Back and Punting,
He Cooked a Delicious Dish.

His Shot-with-a-Gun Fish-Dish Got So Popular,
The #'s on The Cash Register Began to Blur,

Fish-Face Hats and Aprons Sold so Fast,
That The Restaurant Wall got Knocked out and a Vast,

Swimming Pool Was Built Next Door,
So Folks Could Fling Their Fishing Lures,
Right From The Dining Room Floor,

And Thus a Chef Ryan Fish Recipe Book,
S*old "off-the-chain or "Off-The-Hook,

But They Tell Me Chef Ryan has Forsook,
Fishing with a Gun - Now He is just a Cook.

As Told to Chef Ryan's
Chief Scrivener - Glenn

Thanks,
Glenn
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