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Old April 2, 2017, 04:07 PM
Glenn Glenn is offline
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Default Disney Smoke Munny Making Secret w/LOTTO Ticket Grabber

Thanks Dien,

Just Suppose someone sent you a Series of one page THANK YOU Letters.

Each one with a LOTTO TICKET Stapled on top.

Each one a Silly Poem.

Silly Poems MIXED WITH Proven Ideas that are Already Making Other
Restaurant owners - Literally MILLIONS of D*ollars?

And
the
Writer
of these
ONE PAGE GEMS
is a Customer
Who is tipping
Your Waiters and Waitresses to
BRING
each Thank you note
back to You - Mr CHEF - In The Kitchen.

WHAT
WILL
HAPPEN?

I dunno.

But whatever happens
it's Gonna Be GREAT.

(EDITORS NOTE - My Years of Disney Research Shows they
--ON PURPOSE-- put Restaurants btwn 3 or 4 Busy "Customer Filled Entertainment Rides - and literally BLOW FRAGRANT SMOKE at 1000's of hungry people.)

(Which is The REASON WHY Disney's 100's of Restaurant have LONG LINES waiting to get in. With all these hungry folks thinking Their Decision to EAT THERE was all Their Idea!)

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Disney Restaurant
Moolah Magic for Chef Bryan

Chef Bryan Has No Golf Course Next Door,
Nor Barbecue Pits on the Patio Floor,
To Tantalize Paddle Boat Patrons from the Shore,

Or Blow Fragrant Smoke at SteamShips on the Canal,
Or Ferris Wheel Screamers overhead - But AnyHow,

Chef Bryan CAN Blow Kitchen Smoke out Front,
To Get People Inside - Not a Stunt,

Please Keep This Disney SECRET Under Your Hat,
We've Tested it with Clients and Have it Down Pat,
Small Restaurant Seats Fill Up in Nothing Flat,

You Ask, "Whazzat?,
Kitchen Air Duct To Front Walk & That is That,

What do YOU Cook that You Can Fan,
Out Front To The Sidewalk? The Plan,
Borrow an Idea from Disney - They are THE MAN.

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Thanks,
Glenn

P.S. - Remember the Magic Words, "WHO CARES?"

You might not wanna take credit for YOUR IDEAS.

Instead Name Drop an ALREADY FAMOUS Brand or Super Star
and give Them the credit for the idea.
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