[Glenn]

Happy Holidays,

Dana called me.

She had gone to a meeting on a Texas Cattle Ranch.

The AC broke down.

It was 120 degrees in the shade.

Dana found a big stone horse trough outside the big Mansion. Pumped
out of the ground by a Windmill - it was COOL.

Dana is Curvy and loves to flirt.

So I'm sure there was a DARE involved.

Anyway - she climbed into the huge Horse trough with her clothes on.
Not to be outdone by a Girl. Some of the men decided to join her.
ONE Man that Dana particularly liked said he'd jump in too -
IF he could hang his coat and his wallet somewhere.

So Dana jumped out of the horse trough. Hung his suitcoat over a fence
post. And everybody laughed as this gent with the English accent climbed
into the water too.

THE MISTAKE?

Fire ants in the Fence-Post got into Eric's Coat. When he put it back on they
STUNG him by the hundreds. Eric couldn't breathe. Was Rushed to the
Hospital.

Dana didn't leave his side for DAYS.

After he woke up to see Dana's tear-filled smiling face. Eric the Multi-
Millionaire Bought Dana a Castle. And Proposed marriage.

And They Lived Happily Ever After.

The End.

Glenn Osborn