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Old February 22, 2017, 03:47 PM
Glenn Glenn is offline
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Default My Waitress Calls --BEHEADING-- ***The Good Stuff***

Thanks Ron,

At a New Restaurant I asked my Waitress, Annette, "Do you mind if I tip
you Before you bring my food?"

Annette - "I don't mind. Nobody has ever done that before."

Big Screen TV's seem to be in
more and more Restaurants here in Maryland.

***I saw an Ad for Maybelline Eyelashes. Lashes So Big You Could FLY with
those babies.

***A Gladiator Contest - Called "Cooking Redemption." Where restaurant
chefs are TORTURED. The sound was off. But by their facial Expressions
these cooks would have PREFERRED getting eaten by lions.

***Then a NEW Cooking SHOW Announcement:

"Kids Baking Championship"

Annette and I were friendly after some 1.00 Bill Tipping. So I told her, "I used
to do a lot of baking for dessert. But my two Brothers were Tough critics."

"What Do YOU Enjoy doing when you're not waitressing?"

Annette said, "I Enjoy my EMT Job at the Fire Department."

ME - "Oh boy. I've always wanted to Slide down one of those Fire Poles!"

Annette Laughed. "IT IS FUN."

ME - "I know an EMT in Atlanta, GA who sees lots of arms and Legs torn off.
And people BEHEADED in car Accidents."

Annette - "Oh, he gets the GOOD STUFF!"

We discussed the fact that NOTHING bothers her - so far.

Then I asked, "Well, since nothing really Bad happens here. What's the
WEIRDEST thing you've seen - so far?

Annette - "A woman driving home after work - on a straight, flat road. Told us
that the road Kinked. And when she turned she went thru a fence. Ended up
in a horse pasture.

"When I got there - her car was Surrounded by horses. Looking in the
car windows at her. We had to call the farm owner to clear the horses out -
before we could get her out of the car."

Thanks,
Glenn
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