[Glenn]

Thanks Tom,

You know how when you FOCUS on One thing that Thing
suddenly appears Everywhere?

Well.

I've got so many Stories flooding in for my new "Flirt & Grow Richer"
book that I'm having to Re-write my book outline.

Which is a good thing.

With the culture and economy changing RAPIDLY under our feet
we gotta be Flexible.

This Just in From Caleb:

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Yo Glenn,

Dude, I lost one of my 9 lives today cuz of your Lotto Ticket
schtick.

I'm walking down the sidewalk in a mall.

Hot Blonde comes out of a store. She's got on these wild tights
full of yellow and orange and red circles.

BoyScout - that's me - I'm prepared. So I dig out a LOTTO ticket.
Wave and Smile at her. Hand her the ticket.

"Here is a Thank You Reward for wearing those tights. They remind me of
my Mom's Flow..."

***KISS - KISS - KISS***

**Smoochy - Kissy - LIP Smacking NOISE.

Swear to God Dude - before I could say the word "Flower"
the hot blonde looked right at me.

And Made Loud KISSY Noises.

Then said in a loud LUVVY DUVVY Voice, "Oh You Pretty Boy. Don't Be Jealous."

WHAT
THE
FREAK!

She kept BABY talking - but I noticed she was Looking over my shoulder.

She was Talking to her DOG in her car.
Parked near the curb.

WHEW!

She had me Sweating in 10 seconds flat. Scared me bad.

But While the dog was licking her face in her car
she clued me in thru the opened door.

I swear on a stack of Bibles this is true.

She told me:

"My pretty boy won't stay home.
But he worries when I leave the car. You Made him Jealous. Did the man up-set you, huh, snookums?"

Then She Covered "Snookums" eyes and Thanked me for the
Lotto ticket and the compliment.

And then she Drove away.

Weird.

You like Weird Stories, Glenn. So here you go.

Thanks,
Caleb