Thanks Gordon,
I am Constantly TESTING Odd, Goofy, Warped
Ways TO SHOCK People AWAKE.
Cuz if You Do Not SLAP them To Get Their ATTENTION - They will Not
Hear you and You Cannot sell them stuff.
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A New Idea I am Testing - EXHIBIT A -
Just Found a 3 Inch Tall Robot - Which RECORDS 8 seconds of your Voice.
Him is Blue
Her Robot is Pink.
Am Sending Him Back To The Kitchen with the waitress
with 4 or 5 INSTANT Scratch off Lotto Tickets for The COOKS.
(WOW do I get PILED UP Food Plates!)
So they HEAR My Words Instead of Hers.
AND
Amazingly.
A Client Wants to PAY ME to Write up the idea to Use from The STAGE.
So He Can Toss 3 Robots Into The Audience. Run Down. Hold Microphone
to the Robot in Audience members Hands.
THEY Hit The Button. And a TINY VOICE Says your Headline.
HUZZAH - Interactive Speech Making!
BUBBLE WRAPPED Robot #1 - Part I of Speech
Robot #2 - Part II of Speech
Robot #3 - End of Speech
ANNOUNCE a Raffle - "Put Your Biz Card in The Box and You Might WIN
A Robot to Take Home to Your Kids - If We Draw Your Name."
HOT DOG!
You now have a Customer List.
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For The Holidays I've Written a New E-book.
And Have Adapted a 2nd SILLY Object - to Use As a BRIBE to Boost
the # of Headline VOTES I get.
You Might Get a HOOT out of this
strategy.
ESPECIALLY since THE TREND is that nobody Fills out Surveys ANYMORE
without some kind of Bribe.
Thanks,
Glenn
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Big RED Nose NLP Testing Club Ezine #3771
Happy Holidays,
Thanks for your Patience.
Your Holiday THANK YOU REWARDS are going to be Many.
STARTING NOW.
Thank You REWARD #1 - IS Our Holiday BRIBE REPORT Called,
"Why A Pretty Woman Came Up to Me and Asked,
"Am I Hallucinating?" AND TO HER GIRLFRIEND She Said,
"Did I Drink too Much Wine Again?"
Your "NO-WORDS-NEEDED - "SIT-AT-ANY-Bar/RESTAURANT -
Attract Women, Kids and Parents over to your Table
NLP SYSTEM - that Fits Easily into a Pocket...
COSTS a TOTAL OF...
WAIT FOR IT.
1.25 each (One Dollar Twenty Five Cents) at Amazon .
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Ok.
Why Offer You a Goofy BRIBE?
(EDITORS NOTE - Same idea works to Attract Prospective Clients too. So Not all FLIRT GAMES.)
To Get YOUR OPINION.
Ask You, " Which of These Headlines YOU LIKE BEST?"
(EDITORS NOTE - We've Been Doing this for 24 Years. And Decided to SHARE The 1-of-a-kind
Munny Making Idea with You For The Holidays. The Sales Letter is DONE. The E-Book is DONE.
But - I NEED Headline Help!)
Please PICK ONE - Then email me at
[email protected] - TELL me your Choice - so I can Send you Your BRIBE REPORT.
A - Don't Buy Jay Abrahams 10 ***Munny-Tree*** Secrets
Before You Test Out The Idea Yourself
B - Get Fired Up With Our Hidden Moolah Finder
For The Holidays
C - How to DIVORCE Yourself from The Painful Part of Making Munny
w/Jay Abrahams Munny-Tree System
D - Experience The ONLY Money Making System We've USED in 24
Years of Marketing to Small Business Owners
E - Finally - An Affordable - Stay-At-Home
Emergency Cash System
F - Relieve Your LACK-OF-MUNNY-PAIN
With Our Home Based Extra C*ash Strategy
G - Exposed! Ten X-Ray EYE-BALL Headline Ideas
That Let You See BIG MUNNY In Any Small Business
H - Pass Our French-Fry-Fast-Food-QUIZ
And Then If You Want To Make A Bunch of Extra Munny
We'll Do All The Work
I - How to Grab A Small Biz Website
Owners Munny in 60 Seconds Flat
Thanks for your Help!
Glenn Osborn
P.S. - REMEMBER - To Get Your Copy of Our BRIBE REPORT -
"Why A Pretty Woman Came Up to Me and Asked,
"Am I Hallucinating?" AND TO HER GIRLFRIEND She Said,
"Did I Drink too Much Wine Again?"
Email me your #1 Headline PICK to --
[email protected]