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Old December 10, 2012, 05:56 PM
Glenn Glenn is offline
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Default The Man Who Won 5K-in-30 Days Playing Poker as a Girl

Happy Holidays,

Another "Munny by Mistake" Story.

You've been to new car shows and seen lots of scantily clad Girls
leaning on the shiny new cars.

OR

Perused a New Car Magazine and spotted a bathing beauty on the front cover.

Well.

The Pretty Girls aren't there by Accident.

Here's a Funny Mistake a Customer Made
that netted him a fast 5000.00 playing Poker. (Before on-line-Poker was cancelled in the USA)

Rusty had just gotten back from overseas deployment.

He owed everybody. And his son was about to get bounced out of private
school.

In our initial consultation - Rusty told me he used to play a little poker as a
teenager. But hadn't played in 20 years. But I'd just helped a guy pay his
way thru Engineering School with some NLP Poker tricks I invented.

So I suggested Texas Holdem Poker as a quick cash idea.

Keep in mind -
I've never played Poker of any kind.

So Rusty - in a hurry - used 3 different email addresses to sign up as 3 different people. Didn't tell me, of course.

But the MISTAKE came about as Rusty was registering 3 different AVATARS
to sit around the table to play Virtual Poker.

The guy Avatar at 50 cent a bet - didn't work out.

The guy Avatar at 5.00 a bet - didn't pan out either.

The BLONDE FROM TEXAS Avatar at the 2.00 a bet table DID work out.

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Rusty - The Darn Fool
Had Chosen a Female AVATAR

Here's what I saw After Rusty had already won 2000.00 dollars
and sent me an invite to join and watch him play.

A green table in the center of the screen.
6 or 8 Cartoon People sitting around that table.

I emailed Rusty - separately - out of the game and asked, "Which one are you?

He says, "I'm the blonde."

I reply, "There is no blonde guy at the table."

Rusty answers, "The Texas Blonde in the Red Bikini - that's Me."

Rusty is a multi-tasker.

So (While playing Poker) he goes on to TELL ME how he mistakenly signed up
as a Bikini Blonde
because all the other Avatars were taken. Just as a Throw-away Test.

Then discovered - to his AMAZEMENT. That all the male Players
were Letting the Texas Blonde WIN!

So in the side box I watched Rusty (A guy) FLIRT with all the other Guys
around the table.

"Tee hee"
"You're so cute
"Such a gentleman"

STRANGE!

I was rolling with laughter.

IT SEEMS - Rusty's MISTAKE had hit on something HIGHLY PROFITABLE.

I just spoke to a Texas client who said, "Jennifer Tilly the actress has won
hundreds of thousands of dollars playing poker. Wearing a low cut dress."

Thanks,
Glenn Osborn

P.S. - Tell me if you wanna Own the other Players at your Poker Games.
We can fix you up - without your having to Wear a Dress too.
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