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Old May 20, 2019, 05:29 PM
Dien Rice Dien Rice is offline
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Default This is an ingenious way to apply that principle!

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Originally Posted by Glenn View Post
Double-Drug
RAT-REWARD-Flirt-Tipping DIRECTIONS:

Recipe Ingredients:

#1 - Get a few 1.00 Instant Scratch off LOTTO tickets

#2 - Get a Small Bag of Chocolate M & M's - or Chocolate Kisses

#3 - Get Some 1.00 Bills

#4 - Get Some Flashing LED Glasses (Amazon.com - cheaper than 1.00 each)

LINK - https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0...?ie=UTF8&psc=1

#5 - Get a pack of Fake Munny with Donald Trumps Face on it (amazon)

LINK - https://www.amazon.com/Ross-Company-...d-games&sr=1-4

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ACTION STEPS -

To Trigger The SKINNER-EFFECT. Alternate The Legal Drug Tips
with the Non-Drug-Tips. Like so...

Step I - When Waiter or Waitress Appears YOU ASK, "Is it Ok if I Start Tipping You Now? Before The meal?"

(They always say, "YES".

Step II - You Hold Up Two Legal Drugs in The Waitress Face. Lotto ticket in one hand. Chocolate Kisses in the other hand. Then say, "Which one do you WANT
as a Tip?"

Step III - She Picks one. Then Leaves and Comes Back with Ice Water.

Step IV - You are Now Holding Up A Lotto Ticket And Donald Trump
Funny munny. And You Say, "Pick One as A Tip."

Step V - She Chooses One. Goes away and Returns with Your Soup or Salad.

Step VI - You Now Hold Up a LOTTO Ticket and the LED BLINKING
Plastic Glasses. "You say, "Please Pick One."

The Longer
You Do This.

The Bigger and Wider The EFFECT.

Your Waiter GRINS BIGGER.

Your Waitress Starts Smiling and Skipping back and forth to the Kitchen.

Because -

YES - Brothers and Sisters - CHURCHES Use This Too.

Skinners "UNCERTAINTY PRINCIPLE"
Will Influence Your Waiter, Other Wait Staff, Men, Women, Children at
nearby Tables, the manager. And A Cook or Two May Show Up too.

By Alternating LEGAL DRUGS
with Other Tips You Are Activating the Limbic Brain PLEASURE Center.

Arousing and Pumping Endorphins
into Your Waiters (And Watchers) Brains.

How CASINO's do it - Machines always come up ONE LEMON Short of a Win

LOTTO tickets - You Only Miss By One

Fortnite - When You Lose a Battle. Your Opponent ONLY BEATS YOU by a hair.
Each and Every time. Has only 1% of his "Health" Remaining. So you Try Again. LOOK UP and it's 5Am)

Thanks,
Glenn

P.S. - I use this as SELF DEFENSE and REVENGE on Tightwad Restaurant owners.

AND to Get MORE FOOD. I ordered Asparagus Recently And Ended Up Paying
ONE DOLLAR PER SPEAR! 3 Bites of Applesauce for 3 bucks. Tiny portions.

So Now I Ask, "How many Cooks In The Kitchen today?

Send 3 LOTTO tickets Back with the Waitress. And Involve The Cooks In The
Craziness.

RESULT? Big Piles of food on each plate!

Not Always. The Results are UNCERTAIN. But Often.

SERVICE from 2, 3 , 4, 5 Waitresses and Waiters. AND the manager.

PEOPLE At Nearby Tables JUST
START TALKING to you like a Friend of 20 years.

P.P.S. - Email me ([email protected] ) Your Results and I'll Share OUR NEWEST RESULTS.
Thanks Glenn... I had read about BF Skinner's "uncertainty" experiment - but I had forgotten about it (until you mentioned it)!

This approach is ingenious!

Man, I love how your mind thinks...

I'm going to think of more ways one can use this...

(It's a little harder in Australia, I think, because we don't have a "tipping culture" here... People don't usually tip...)

Best wishes!

Dien
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