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Originally Posted by ron lafuddy
Yepper, prepper. Time to start that customized outhouse business.
Coming soon, to a neighborhood near you. Maybe add a trap door for an escape hatch. Whoops...not that one!!
A place to ponder, what's over yonder.
Stack the old phone books and catalogs in the corner Mr. Whipple, and don't be squeezing them.
Comes with a "strategically located" picture, of your favorite political putz. Designed to improve the aim of the "ever wayward" male occupant.
Ron
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Bomb shelter plans are available now, or call them "storm cellars" if you prefer. How about some Tee Pee with Trump or Hilary on it, or both?
Those old yellow pages will come in handy, and intertwine a few for some bullet slowing down walls, between the concrete blocks and the 2" steel.
It all comes down soon, so eat, drink and be Mary. Before you get hung for wearing a dress while having a penis.
GJA all puns intended with a groan.