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Old March 17, 2020, 02:13 PM
Glenn Glenn is offline
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Default Magician Bakes MUFFINS On Stage & Kids Torture MOM

Thanks Gordon,

When I Consult with Speakers, Magicians and Trade Show Attendees
I like to use SMELL to Surprise The Audience.

And as BRIBES.

Like the Magician Client who Does ANTI-BULLYING Magic Shows at Schools.

The Entire Auditorium Smells Like RAISIN MUFFINS.
Cuz His Girl Friend Starts Baking My MEGA-MUFFINS (BEHIND THE CURTAIN) Before The Show Starts.

And kids LINE UP
To Get Strapped Down to a Furniture HandTruck
On-Stage in Return for a Home Made - Warm MUFFIN.

CORRECTION - The Kids Volunteer Their MOMS to Get Strapped To The Furniture Hand Truck - THEN the Kids Get a F-r-e-e Muffin.

(EDITORS NOTE - The Benefits of TESTING. Kids love to Perform Magic-Surgery On MOM.)

*******************
Bet You Cannot GUESS which
IS The #1 Favorite Muffin Recipe
that Creates LONGEST LINES.

https://archive.enchantednlp.com/products.php?id=77

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Yesterday -
I just bought a 25 lb Bag Of Spelt Flour.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0...?ie=UTF8&psc=1

60 days Ago
I got a new 50.00 BREAD MACHINE.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0...?ie=UTF8&psc=1

30 days ago
I Got a Cast Iron WOK. (Man oh man - that Sucker is Huge)

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0...?ie=UTF8&psc=1

So.

I Could Adapt some WOK Recipes
from The Internet.

On my new ROCKET STOVE...
Cuz our Power Keeps getting knocked out. So I can now cook with Leaves
and Tree Twigs.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0...?ie=UTF8&psc=1

AND
I
INTEND
TO
Write and Sell Some CookBooks with a WEIRD "Marketing Hook."

My "HOOK" Idea
for a new kind of Recipe book?

A Recipe book That Uses
Farm Tools and Implements
During the Food Prep Process.

(Ever SMASHED an Onion with a Sledge Hammer - It's a HOOT.)

Sounds Easy but It takes Some Practice. The slices of onions
want to SCOOT Away - and Jump onto the floor when You Hit
them with the Sledge Hammer head.

Thanks,
Glenn
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